I’ve been on hold with the IRS for about 45 minutes now. I’m calling because I still haven’t gotten my federal tax return (or stimulus check) yet, and I filed back in March.

The classical music they play when you’re on hold is an improvement over the elevator music, but it’s WAY too loud.

My driver’s side door now has trash bags duct taped over it. Why? The window fell off the track and down into the door. I haven’t had a chance to tear the door apart and fix it yet, so I taped it over for now to keep the rain out. I feel so pimp!

Update: just got off the phone with the IRS, they said they never got my return. GREAT!